I was thinking today, do you know what the only thing that is guaranteed to happen when a frog jumps?
He's going to land on his ass...
Great wisdom in that.
Then there's the old biker saying, "Keeping your mouth shut is the best way to keep from swallowing something nasty." They were talking about flies and other insects, but it applies to life in general.
Hmmm... frogs and flies. Anyone see a pattern?
The often quite delusional musings of an evil genius as he develops his plans for world domination
About Me
- Master of My Own Small Universe
- High school history teacher and volunteer firefighter. Texas Freemason and now happily married with five human children and two furry children.
The one and only me...
2 comments:
See, its all started by those frogs! They are the root of all evil and I think the frog in my garage is the KING! (he is still in my garage I might add).
Kiss him Cat, maybe he will turn into Toby Keith....
Then I will move into your house...
There are sooo many damn frogs out here... I just don't have a garage.. dammit..
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