Sorry I've not posted in quite awhile, but it seems that every time I feel like posting, it concerns politics and the current Presidential primaries. In order to preserve my sanity and keep my blood pressure to manageable levels, I've avoided posting.
It seems that the Democratic candidates are engaged in a titanic battle to see just who can insult the general public's intelligence, including mine.
So I'd much rather deal with something truly comic. Tonight I'm listening to the local sheriff's dispatcher on the radio in my truck when I hear the following, "Need you to public service this lady who insists on speaking with a deputy concerning the theft of the foundation from underneath her home."
Whiskey
Tango
Foxtrot?
Then from the backseat opines my sixteen-year old, "Who would steal a foundation from under a house?"
I'm seriously considering going to the pharmacy and picking up one of those home drug tests.
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Yes. This is a true story.
Then, when relaying this story to Cas' 13-year old daughter, her reply was, "Oh, I thought someone stole her makeup."
And this is the generation that will fund our Social Security?
In order for him to take the test, he would need to be smart enough to which end to light, DL. I think you just may be safe in that area. I would just start cleaning the house with something that has less fumes.
That is supposed to say "know which end to light", but hey I did experiment so I have an excuse!! LMAO
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