Monday, December 26, 2005

Merry Frackin' Xmas!!!

Hope everyone's Xmas went well!!! Mine did until just before 3:00PM. That's when the tards came out in full force. Eight stinkin' calls between then and 1:00AM this morning. EIGHT!!!!

Hey moron, if the fire department has already been called out to your place because your trash fire got out of control, DO NOT re-ignite said trash fire after they leave. And especially don't complain when the fire department extinguishes your trash fire. Firefighters get kind of pissy when dealing with morons, especially more than once a day. And we have tools that would make a medieval dungeon master cringe.

And I sure wish someone would figure out what's causing all the explosions. Over the last couple of days we've been dispatched twice to reports of multiple explosions. Now these reports are from people over five miles apart, and the reportees are talking about it shaking their house. There's got to be something going on, but we've yet to figure it out. No gas or oil wells are on fire, no demolished houses, etc, etc.

Of course, it would be too much to ask, if these explosions are intentional, for the person causing the explosions to self-nominate for a Darwin Award...

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