Information Overload

Modern communication devices have made our lives both easier... and more annoying.

In emergency services, the advent of the cellphone has allowed incidents to be reported faster, allowing necessary care to arrive critical minutes earlier. But it has also meant an increase in what we in the emergency services field have termed "BS calls." Those are calls that really aren't an emergency, but were reported by someone with a cellphone who couldn't be bothered to take several minutes of their precious time to investigate before calling in something.

Like being called to a report of a fire, often dispatched as "seeing flames" or "a glow in the sky", only to discover it's some farmer burning his field or a brush pile. A few minutes investigation would save an emergency response by a quarter-of-a-million-dollar engine and volunteers that have been roused from their beds for nothing. We do have jobs we have to go to in the morning, remember?

The sister-in-law advocates "cube technology", as in a small cube of C4 explosive placed in every cellphone headset. When someone called in a "BS call", dispatch could dial back and eliminate this annoying problem.

But it's not just that. Sometimes you simply can't get away from the annoying ring of a phone. I mean, $h!t, it's got to where if I don't answer my cellphone, people will try calling the house phone, then text message me. This is especially annoying when you're trying to take a nap because you didn't get enough sleep the night before because you were up making "BS calls".