Sunday, December 03, 2006

Chilly outside, Chili in

There's nothing like cold weather to pave the way for making one of the greatest culinary masterpieces known to man: Texas chili. Nothing else made is truly chili, especially if it hails from anywhere north of the Red River, particulary the city in Ohio named for a legendary Roman.

My chili is nicknamed Dalton's Intestinal Destroyer Chili. That name is given as a badge of honor and respect. Any chili that doesn't clear out your bowels is not truly chili.

Chili should not be watery. It should have plenty of beef, chunks of tomato, bell peppers, and onions. It should have finely chopped jalapeno peppers. Beans are optional, as is rice (yes, Louisiana is close by).

So tonight's dinner was scrumptious; tomorrow will be painful...

3 comments:

Liberated Momma said...

And you wonder why we didn't come.. There is NO WAY IN HELL my stomach could take that again so soon..... Great it is, reminds me of daddy's chili..... RIP...

Love that chili i really do... Just not today.. :-)

Cas said...

Was it Mark Twain who said, "Chili should not be watery. But the results it produces very well might be." ???

If not, it should have been.

Master of My Own Small Universe said...

Actually, I think it was Will Rogers.

Or it should have been ;-)