Today I had the notable privilege of being both physically ill and being called a sick f@#$ at the same time.
I woke up this morning running to the toilet and spent the rest of the day doing the same. I was either sitting on it or kneeling in front of it, in between taking several hot baths in a losing attempt to begin to feel better.
I checked my temperature several times, and yes, I did have a fever.
So that seals it: fever, chills, aching joints, puking, and diarhhea. I think I covered just about all the bases.
I check my e-mail and someone has posted a comment for one of the videos the FD has on YouTube. That's where getting called a sick f@#$ comes in. Seems they didn't appreciate the video of a recent vehicle extrication. No victim faces were shown and the accident wasn't even a fatality, so I have no clue where this person was coming from. Oh well, I reported the post as spam...
This on top of being threatened with a lawsuit for a photo I posted on the TVFD website last week.
I guess the 'tards are out in droves. Is it that time of month again?
The often quite delusional musings of an evil genius as he develops his plans for world domination
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3 comments:
Okay. The "that time of the month" comment was uncalled for...
And you are a sick $#%^. It's one of the things I love about you most.
Yeah I was thinking the same thing. Takes a sick F^$$ to know a sick F#%*.
Damn, I guess that makes me a sick F($#. Oh well, been called worse.
So how about huge plate of sunny side up eggs. Nice and runny. YUMM-O (damn RR) !
All I want to know is what you ate or where you got it from so I don't get it. Seriously though, I am so glad you are feeling better. I guess I need to get some phenergan suppositories to keep on hand.
I was not referencing THAT time of the month. I meant is it a full moon or whatever it that seems to trigger mass insanity...
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